Rhymes and reasons
The Village Blacksmith (1839)
Under a spreading chestnut-tree
The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.
Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882)
It's a marvellous poem written almost two centuries ago. It dwells on a hard-working blacksmith and extols the benefits of living a good life, working hard and being virtuous.
We don't have anyone like that in our fraternity. By that I mean no blacksmiths, no boilermakers, not even a farrier, and no chestnut trees on the headland either.
But we do have a few builders and one of them, Dan Hurley, comes close to fitting the bill of our blacksmith (works hard, big hands, shapely forearms, good teeth).
Dan, as you can imagine, hits a long ball, but not always in the desired direction. However, recently he's discovered the elusive secret of driving the ball straight and it's brought him immediate rewards.
Dan returned a handsome 34 points last Friday to take the honours in division one. He edged out late finishing John Williams, who beat the light but lost to Dan on a countback.
Maurice Fischer, a LRGC Member for many years, has only recently become a Friday Club regular.
Perhaps his exciting win in division three will whet his appetite for more. Maurice returned 30 points in the cold and blustery conditions. Weatherzone described it as a "wintery tongue straight from Antarctica" ... (those meteorologists are spending too much time watching the Disney channel!)
Maurice beat Michael Haysler on a countback.
Division two again somehow provided the two best scores of the day. In an astonishing outcome, your friendly scribe managed to amass 39 points for the round. Nobody knows how, but outrageous luck would have played a major role. Jie Cheng, a regular on the leaderboard in recent times, again featured with a sprightly 37.
The mighty village smith mentioned by Wordsworth, as everyone would remember from school, stood under a spreading chestnut tree.
Unfortunately we don't have any chestnut trees on our golf course. The only thing spreading appears to be our waistlines! And in acknowledgement of this fact Friday Club is putting on its annual lunch spread on June 24.
Friday Club lunch, June 24