Steve steals our thunder
Xena, Warrior Princess was a popular US television show in the nineties. You remember the one, swords, sandals, sorcery, evil villains and, inevitably, a bit of innocent décolletage thrown in for good measure.
Most of us thought it was just lightweight fizzy fiction.
However, Friday Club Members who studied the evolution of spoken English would remember Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (1387) in which the Monk told the pilgrims of Queen Xenobia of Palmyra (ancient Syria).
Little was known of Xenobia in the third century CE until she led her underperforming army into battle and conquered the mighty Egyptians. She was a tough tactician. She was also a fierce warrior and often gave the regional Romans a damn good thrashing which made her very popular with her people.
Just like Xenobia before her, an unheralded name landed in our list of starters for a recent competition. And like Xenobia, new Long Reef Member Danielle Seisun swept all before her with the top score of the day.
Playing her first Friday Club game, Danielle, returned 41 points to win division three by a whopping 10 points. Adrian Pryke was runner up.
Danielle said she just wanted some extra practice before her first taste of matchplay with the ladies' Bronze Pennant team. We wish her and the rest of the team good luck for their campaign.
Meanwhile, one of our more established stars, Steven Hill, added to his reputation as an elite athlete by taking the honours with a close-fought win over Ross Guignon in division one (the home of latter-day heroes).
Steve is well known as a champion triathlete and iron man. He's represented Australia overseas in the World Championships a couple of times and goes on marathon runs for fun (and to get away from the grandchildren and household chores).
Steve has always been a tough hombre (he used to drive the school bus) and a confident competitor.
A while ago, when he was in red-hot form, he was jokingly asked whom he would like to play his character if a film was made about him.
Steve had no hesitation in naming a super hero to play him (you know, the ones who wear their undies on the outside of their trousers). Our Steve responded by naming Chris Hemsworth, better known in the pantheon of gods as Thor (I am not making this up!).
Hemsworth is 1.91m tall with long flowing locks and a cheeky grin. Steve has a cheeky grin but not the same number of hair-product endorsements. He is a bit less than 1.91m.
To be fair, there are some similarities.
One thing our two champions have in common is a good swing. Thor swings his club, the enchanted hammer Mjolnir, with great bravado, while Steve swings his Titleist clubs with less gusto but more skill and finesse. Steve would take Thor's money if they played golf ... and he'd be more formally attired, at least I think so.
Meanwhile in division two, Steady-Eddy Ted Talbot got the better of Jie Cheng (not many people do that as Jie is in cracking form). Ted scraped home on a countback with 38 points.
Axes at the ready
Not many people have heard of the Varangians. They were a small band of mercenary soldiers from the Dark Ages. Varangian was the name given them by the Byzantines. Other people called them Vikings.
The Varangians were a scary mob: Bad haircuts, bad manners, bad grammar, ghastly war paint and Norse long-swords. However, their most potent weapon was the battleaxe.
This heavy blade was the preferred Viking weapon. Contemporary historians such as the Venerable Bede, referred to the Vikings as axemen.
As mercenaries go, they were fairly expensive to hire which is why they fought in small bands. Ultimately they faded into obscurity (too many above-award wage claims) and had to get real jobs.
Small groups taking on adversity is what Friday Club was faced with last week when the BoM forecast, once again, looked rather dire. So, like the Varangians, only the bravest of the brave took on the golf course and the elements.
It was a taxing day but some golfers triumphed over the adverse conditions.
John Hanson had an advantage over the rest of the field. In his youth he spent time cutting down big trees in Canada, using his weapon of choice, a hefty lumberjack's axe.
So it's not surprising that he was able to use those big axe-wielding muscles to good advantage, modifying his golf swing to power his clubs through the heavy conditions. His little Soft Feel Srixon never stood a chance!
Nor did the rest of the field. John won the day with a brutal 40 points, with David Millward closest, two strokes behind. David is a relatively new face this year and like John's axe, looks pretty sharp.
Perry Yeldham | Friday Club President