Magic was in the air last Friday. For a start, the sun was shining and it didn't rain. The course was dry enough to allow carts, the greens were perfect (as always) and all the bunkers were back in play (hooray!).
There was magic of a different kind at work as well.
It seems that our ladies, having tired of watching Hollywood hero action movies through the long rainy season, decided to let loose with some spellbinding stuff of their own. And supernatural heroines are not to be trifled with!
Sally Hill was Friday Club's most consistent golfer last year. Like Hermione Granger, the outstanding student in charms, potions and defence against the dark arts at Hogwarts, Sally has continued to excel this year.
However, in our last outing she lost by the width of her magic wand in division two to veteran warrior and avowed Wonder Woman devotee Prue Bardsley.
Prue has delighted her own supporters with secret powers that she used to recover from injury and build a small fortress at Mosman at the same time. Playing with all the athleticism of Wonder Woman's mum, Prue returned a rather neat 34 points to beat Sally on countback.
In division three, the always dapper Louise Millward went one better than last week to return a very impressive 37 points. Channeling Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Louise basked in the bright sunshine, made some classy quips and took a wooden stake to the rest of the field. Helen Ayers, playing with the poise and wisdom of an earth goddess, was second with 34 points.
In division one (where folklore flourishes), there were too many Daves (a bad omen), so one of them had to be vanquished. Dave Quinn emerged triumphant with a mighty 41 points, a silver bullet to the heart of poor Dave Ronald who returned a more-than-decent 39 to fall just short.
Dave Ronald is suffering from a bad back and is looking for a magic spell to cure it. "Hermione, has that potion come to the boil yet?"
New Kids on the Block
The pages of history were often conveyed through song. Yes, some history was written on paper or chiseled in stone but the pages were hard to turn in bed and there were problems with accuracy.
For example, Julius Caesar wrote about his own campaigns. Rather surprisingly, he was always heroic, always won and always rode a big white horse.
Homer wrote the epic tomes The Iliad and The Odyssey but he was blind (I know ... no wonder it was so hard to read!).
Literature became an endangered species after the fall of the Roman Empire and for the next 500 years when the skill of writing was lost (bad spelling, no grammar and no punctuation). Even fewer people could read (it was like Facebook before the internet!).
Enter the minstrel. These troubadour singers and musicians would go on a road trip, hear some news, blend it with gossip, add some saucy bits and make a song out of it. They were the first tabloid journalists.
But often the minstrels would rely on old wooden or bone flutes for their musical accompaniment. It made audiences wince (like listening to your Scottish neighbour tune his bagpipes) and patrons began looking for something more tuneful.
Professional musicians took the stage. Music continued to evolve until it produced boy bands like New Kids on the Block who took the world by storm in the mid 80s (that's the 1980s for our Gen Y readers).
We had our own version of new kids on the block when a trio of fresh-faced lads took centre stage at our previous Friday gathering.
Boy bands usually comprise sweet looking lads wearing body-hugging tee-shirts, with big teeth, bright smiles, tight jeans and angelic faces. Friday Club's new boys had some of these qualities (angelic faces) and made quite an impression.
David Slaytor, playing just his second Friday club game this year, had too much timbre for in-form John Hanson in division one (where they sing acapella) and won with 37 to John's 35.
Norman Taylor, having dodged grandparent duties, played his first ever Friday game, scored 35 and scraped home on a countback in division two, with ever tuneful Wayne Grundy runner-up.
Meanwhile Adrian Pryke, having finished second two weeks ago, went one better to win the Grammy in division three. Adrian sang solo and hit all the high notes to record 36 points, with Louise Millward (backup vocals and tambourine) returning a nice 32 to be runner-up.
Louise is also a relative newcomer but doesn't really fit the Boy Band theme of this article ... although Emma Wiggle managed to break into a long-established boy band, so maybe we should make an exception ... Louise and the FC Boys?